golden kangaroo-pouch 

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.

Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!

golden kangaroo-pouch by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010

Food-Pouch 

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)

To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.

Food-Pouch by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Poached Egg by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

Porchea 

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!

Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!

Porchea by Tramacat April 6, 2010

The Shelby Pouch 

The drink that killed gouveia.

The Shelby Pouch: Rip buddy

The Shelby Pouch by DaddyParth November 28, 2019

nut pouch 

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

nut pouch by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Wet Pouch 

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

Wet Pouch by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011