Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Potoodle

A clumsy but lovable guy who cracks up at his own jokes when no one else is laughing but he doesn't really care. A free spirit who is a bit childish but has a big heart even though wicked at times! He is also known as bloo, much like the character from Foster's! This guy is one in a million! You'd be very lucky to come across a potoodle in your lifetime!

Only a potoodle could do something as silly as that!

by Jojobeanie February 4, 2010

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

potnoodling

A form of the verb 'to potnoodle.'

A better way of saying 'I am eating a potnoodle.'

I was watching TV and potnoodling last night.

by himynameisjesss September 4, 2010

potnoodle

Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.

"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"

by P. J. April 12, 2008