postporne

to postpone something in favor of viewing porn

I'm going to have to postporne lunch - please cum back to my office in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

Postpwned

When the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.

Jon: Did your team win the soccer game this morning?

Avery: No, we got postpwned. With two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.

Jon: Ouch, that sucks.

by AWH Referee June 10, 2009

postphone

When your asian teacher decides your homework isn't due until a few days later.

Often after a rant about the ungle of arpha (angle of alpha - i think?)

Student: When is our homework 5 due?
Wang: Oah - Homewuk 5 hars bean postphoned until next Monday.

by Email from today February 21, 2007

postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

by First.Last January 30, 2017

Potpone

To postpone something because someone is too stoned to go, or wants to get high instead.

"Sorry, I have to potpone our meeting because I am too baked to make it out of the house atm."

by MysticWordNerd May 3, 2019

postpwned

to be pwned so badly that you don't notice it until later.

What Casey said about Eric's mom didn't seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, Eric realized that he had been postpwned.

by GandalftehWhite February 16, 2009

postpwned

the shame and/or sadness one feels after they have been pwned.

person 1: what's his problem?

person 2: oh, don't mind him, he's just postpwned.

by seldom dark April 6, 2009