Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

postman pat

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019

The postman

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

by kat princess June 11, 2006

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 August 28, 2008

Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.

John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.

by Siryam November 15, 2006

postman pat

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

by meg. April 18, 2008

Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019