possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

by butch March 29, 2005

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011

possum

A possum is something at which you would usually refer to as a piece of s***. The term, piece of s***, is derived from POSsum. Being possums here in Texas are such nasty little rodents (well, they are in Houston =\), Possums are dubbed as a piece of s***.

"Hey check out that old computer sitting there in that pile of trash. Tis such a possum."

"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"

by Ceru October 26, 2005

Possum

Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.

I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!

by PossumCuber September 26, 2009

possume

(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.

I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.

by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Possum

Refer to Vagina

Because I haven't shaved my possum in three weeks, the stubble is terribly itchy!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

the possum

A sexual maneuver: the standing 69. So named because the girl has to cling onto the guy like a possum clings to a tree

Jim: Lauren and I tried to do the possum last night, but my shoulder wasn't feeling good so we just did a regular 69 instead

by undiesj October 6, 2012