possum

a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.

Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.

by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007

And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

Possums

a. See wordPossum/word

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.

"I met a possum!"
"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"

by MonteM June 2, 2003

possum

What everyone should eat mo of.

Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

possum

an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.

guy 1: Awesome possums, man!
guy 2: No.
See opossum

by lawlemu March 1, 2011

possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

by butch March 29, 2005

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011