poorizon

When a poo poo is on the brink and you may or may not have enough time to make it to safety.

Ryan said the poorizon was under control until he shit his pants.

by TL0v3 February 18, 2009

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Pooritos

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

postrich

Something so cool and luxurious that even the ordinary rich can't afford. You have to be WAY-WAY-rich to have it.

Yo Papi, your 3D printed ear bling is so postrich.

by petusa August 6, 2012

poserize

VERB. To poserize is to make oneself a total and complete poser in active, organized, and especially PUBLIC fashion. It's a verb so it's a word denoting concerted action of MAKING oneself a complete poser rather than merely being denoted a poser by others. To poserize oneself, one must go to considerable public effort. One cannot poserize another person, only oneself. To poserize could be termed the act of not merely appearing as a poser, but making oneself a poser in public, to the extent that it is self evident and there is no longer a need to call that person a poser, but instead to point out that they poserized themselves.

Wow Maynard really worked hard to poserize himself didn't he.

by 2wives November 27, 2015

Poserism

(n)A major world religion, committed to by all posers. Major god is Sean Maguire, aka:THE POSER, major customs include:1.poser rapping (praying) daily 2.always know that if not a poser Seans wrath will be upon you 3.ALWAYS without exeption say," Yo yo yo homie G."

Poserism was founded in 2005 AD by Sean Maguire.

by WTF April 25, 2005

poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.

'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007