A good portion

Literally the whole goddamn thing

“Connor only did a good portion of the taxis on the puzzle”

by JizzStorm April 7, 2021

Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

Small portion

Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.

That small portion was being so horrible!

by Masters minion February 2, 2021

Portion

A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.

Man that was a sick game of portion last night. I hate that I had to swallow all that jizz

by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020

wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting

I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off

by Doomain November 1, 2022

Portionize

To organize something in portions

I want to portionize the candy in smaller bags

by Dat61boi November 23, 2017

Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012