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A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa
yo sup ma saffa brudda

yo is porter g
Porter by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019
This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.
Hey there is porter, hide your feet!
Porter by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019
A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.
Jack: What's up with that kid over there?
Rob: He's a porter.
Porter by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011
One who cleans or removes waste while being topless.
That porter who took my beer looked ripped.
porter by Albert G July 21, 2009
An absolute loser. Will annoy you to death about anything that theese people can get their grubby hands on. Do not interact with theese people they are very salty and annoying.
Porter is a homosexual.
Porter by King Koolaid Rool January 30, 2019
porter means the same as twat
you are a f88king porter
PORTER by snoop doggy dog November 7, 2007