Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers

Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.

by Tonskie January 14, 2008

Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.

Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!

by xPclynnx January 27, 2014

portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.

by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

Partakable

A word to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Man 1: She is rather partakable...
Man 2: I would very much like to partake!

by HallyBear April 9, 2010

portable ego

One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.

On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.

by evyg May 27, 2009