stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

Anal Porridge

Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

by Rational Gal June 19, 2012

population porridge

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

by sac March 20, 2004

porridge nigger

Much like porridge wog
Used to describe Scottish people or people of Scottish decent.

It's particularly used to describe those who lick the boot of their imperial masters.

The porridge nigger did anything the Englishman told him.

by Balnagask77 December 26, 2016

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

by davethejag February 22, 2009

Porridge White

An inherent disease which affects ones ability to enjoy anything that stimulates, thus providing the world with the most boring natured man.

That man is chucking a Porridge White.

by Matt Duniam October 23, 2004

Porridge fail

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.

-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"

by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009