porkchop
Porkchop: I love animals so much and refuse to eat meat only nuts and vegetables but i weigh 25 stone!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!
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Porkchop
A woman using player who dates women of all ages in a fruitless attempt to get laid. This boy, or manwhore will emotionally manipulate any girl for sexual favors and validation/fufillment. This player burns through relationships like wildfire. Most Porkchops are overcompensating for their small sexual organs, but will never admit it. Approach a known Porkchop with caution, or not at all.
Porkchop by SparkleUnicorn2010 March 11, 2011
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Porkchop
The other night i was home alone watching sleazy internet porn and i stumbled upon a man performing the porkchop on a bitch.
Porkchop by El Morgasmo June 20, 2008
porkchop
a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
porkchop by Uncle Dimma May 4, 2012