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Pornograph

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).
Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.
by dark-photon November 21, 2013
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pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.
by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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Porco Dio

Porco Dio (lit. "pork God", where "pork" is an insult), also said and spelled as "porcodio" or "porcoddio" (every form has slight differencies of using) is an italian expression part of the huge group of italian cuss words known as "bestemmie". It's the most used and basic bestemmia and like all the other ones it's highly offensive and should only be used among friends who you know would not get offended. It's used basically in every kind of situation but it's real purpose is to be used mixed with some good italian hand gestures as the ultimate imprecation when you are REALLY mad. Don't over use it tho because only 12 yo kids think it's cool
Person: *hits a random not-really-polite italian's car*
Random not-really-polite italian: *while coming out of the car* OOOOHH MA CHE CAZZO FAI PORCO DIO!? (Translation: "Oooohh what the fuck are you doing porco dio")
by woppyblowjob July 12, 2019
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Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz October 15, 2008
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pornogoogled

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.
1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.
by twisted tiffany July 15, 2010
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Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
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pornogamous

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.
by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003
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