porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.

Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.

by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006

Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018

porch possum

a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks

I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.

by chuy123 February 17, 2009

porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013