cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

turd polisher

trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.

a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.

by badger wood July 13, 2005

Poister

n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.

Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?

When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her

What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.

by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010

buckle polisher

(Country Slang) n. A good song to slow dance to.

She got mad when an old buckle polisher came on the radio and he didn't want to dance.

by m- April 13, 2007

ankle polisher

A cat, especially a friendly one.

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.

by mwalimu February 26, 2008

Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.

"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.

by Charisma Resistant October 22, 2008

tonsil polisher

A blow job in which the female's tonsils act as a polishing tool

She looks like she gives a great tonsil polisher

by Tonsil Polisher April 27, 2016