pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

portmandoe

An angry, self-righteous woman in academia with an unreasonable chip on her shoulder about gender, discrimination, cultural appropriation, and related topics.

Be careful about your response to that facebook post on inequality, it's sounding a little portmandoe!

by KitLit September 5, 2015

postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

portmanbro

A portmanteau created by combining the word "bro" with another word, usually one containing a long "o" sound.

Examples include: Brobama, brociety, broseph, broletariat, brohawk, brohibition, and even the word portmanbro itself.

by Red Brover August 16, 2009

poopmancer

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.

Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.

by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009

portmantomo

(n) 1. a portmanteau of "portmanteau" and "homo" that describes portmanteaus that combine LGBT words with other words to create new, gayer words.

celesbian, gaydar, lesbro, gayborhood, fauxmosexual, hasbian, barsexual, gaysted, homoslice, homojo, birkenflock, biborg, portmantomo

by Carran Weberson December 6, 2010

natalie portman

1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me May 13, 2005