Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009

Poodenda

Noun.

See. Va-Jay-Jay, Pussy.

Fuction(s): Spitting out babies, Taking in sperm.

"Next on my agenda, checking your poodenda" - Steven Lynch in 'Gynecologist'

by Adrian-Dean Marlin January 3, 2008

pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

Pootengz

Describes something bad, variation on Bumtingz but meaning the opposite.

"Uuurrrgh, you heard that new kanye album?"
"Yerrr man it's pootengz you know"
"innit, guy slacked out."

by A_Dot_Jesus January 3, 2009

mouth-pooted

Burp; Belch

Person 1: Did you just burp?
Person 2: No, I mouth-pooted

by itssweeney March 24, 2009

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019