Poopulate

Poo-pyoo-layt

1. (verb) To change from any form to the form of a dookie

1. Ryan, does corn poopulate?

by Zach Maron July 3, 2005

Pooperbate

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).

"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."

by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008

poopulate

1. To populate, with poop.

2. To populate a massive amount of objects in a sloppy fashion.

It doesn't seem like extra work
(except for fixing the breakables that have already been made) to only
poopulate a break sound on the last child of the heirarchy of an object
that is meant to shatter.

by Skeleturd May 13, 2005

poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.

I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off

by salty-balls September 27, 2017

Pooperbate

When a light skin boy " Sammy Knepp " goes to the bathroom take a shit and masturebates at the same time.

Ex: a guy named Sammy knep was pooperbating in a friends house and they opened the door and saw him they where terrified that they were going to get pooperbated on

by Didn't wnjsjxnsjsj April 6, 2017

Pooperbate

Masturbating while defecating while you insert your finger into your anus.

Poopjacking with a flare

I caught jack pooperbating in the office restroom earlier. He had shit all over his fingers

Pooperbate

Poop jacking

by Hammond the frothy February 26, 2025

Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010