Poopation

The act of your bowels ceasing to excrete fecal matter from the colon, resulting in death.

Due to a lack of fiber in her diet, Ashley died of poopation.

by Sarkuliet July 1, 2011

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

Popecation

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.

1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.

by Gr0dan November 4, 2015

Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

by Warchef March 9, 2010

pooplication

A small application found on a cell phone, or other portable media device, used as entertainment or to maintain productivity while distracting oneself during the process of defecation.

I finished 9 under par on my mini golf putt putt pooplication after pinching off a steaming enchilada dinner in the pot.

by daniel tamez January 22, 2008