poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

poopatote

poop in a big red ball

I poopatote alot in a giant toilet

by derek North November 6, 2007

Poopatwa

1. An idiot. - Someone who does not pay attention
2. A huge African American with a green afro, and a Union Jack shirt.
(sometimes refereed to as a Poop-A-Twa Dundee.)

1. Dude stop being a poopatwa and get away from those dead ants!
2. "Making his way to the ring. From Arkansas... POOPATWA!

by JPottz May 11, 2014

Salty Pooptatoes

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

poopbutt

A sissy, a person/people with no game, a crybaby.

Man, leave that poopbutt alone!

by Tim August 6, 2003