by teefeld! May 11, 2009
Get the poop in my pants mug.An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. February 18, 2009
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The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.
by Candy Heart August 6, 2009
Get the poop in a box mug.similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 20, 2005
Get the poop-in-the-john mug.The act in which two participants sit on all fours, butt-to-butt and the first, "penetrating" partner poops into the second, "receiving" partner's anus, the second partner then returns the poop to the first in the same fashion and this is repeated again and again and again...
Dude, you wanna go upstairs and poop in and out?
No way man, we'd have to put plastic down and everything, let's do it outside.
Okay, I know the perfect place...
No way man, we'd have to put plastic down and everything, let's do it outside.
Okay, I know the perfect place...
by In and out June 7, 2009
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