Poon

verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.

(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.

Can be used in many forms.

Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"

Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"

Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"

by eoinsy August 21, 2009

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

Poon

to poon..
to be pooned..
to do the pooning..
to do un-nameble things to someone in random orifices.

"I'm going to poon your girlfriend.. poon her right in the mouth"

by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004

Poon

A person that enjoys licking bicycle seats and cannot stop

You gotta get over pooning and move on

by Stead February 12, 2008

Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008

Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003