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Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!
by bonera October 17, 2011
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Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
by Coatsey August 27, 2013
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podcastland

A magical place where podcasts frolic freely for your listening pleasure.
On my commute, I often take a quick trip to podcastland.
by AllTheTruthiness August 16, 2018
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Podcasting

Podcasting referes to pushing an audio file via an RSS feed to listener who subscribes to that feed from a podcatching program such as iPodder, Doppler, or Jager.

The Podcast can be anything from a pre-recorded song to a polished audio show of your making.
Woman, don't bother me, i'm podcasting...Get me a beer.
by Todd Higginbotham November 6, 2004
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Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.
"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"
by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010
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Pablo Poocaso

A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.
Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.
by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011
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Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.
When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.
by edumacator February 12, 2007
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