Poob

having no reproductive organs whatsoever.
Person #1: "Dude! He didn't have a penis, so I thought, where is the vagina?!"

Person #2: "What a Poob!!!!!"
by Hannah Christine Black July 24, 2008
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"ewwwwww there's a poob in my yogurt!"
"you flippin poob head!"
"grrrrrrr there's a poob on the toilet seat!"
"hey! where's my pet poob gone?"
by Tom Carlyle December 28, 2005
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poobes

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.
by Cam April 04, 2005
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poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.
Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!
by Harry Shwab March 07, 2004
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Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys
I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.
by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009
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poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well
Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!
by WillowNelson99 May 12, 2015
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poob

how a student at Western Michigan University poops. We don't poop, we poob. poob consists of both beer shits and coffee shits. Anyone can poob, but it most likely takes place after eating two fellas, the goat, or DP dough. Every year we poob all over CMU.
Connor was up at the library all night poobing on the third floor after eating Two Fellas. Best place to shit on campus.

Everyone thought that Olivia was a hot girl, but when we found out she was poobing it up at Pike she was even hotter.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021
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