Poob

having no reproductive organs whatsoever.

Person #1: "Dude! He didn't have a penis, so I thought, where is the vagina?!"

Person #2: "What a Poob!!!!!"

by Hannah Christine Black August 21, 2008

poob

A pube coverd in poo.

"ewwwwww there's a poob in my yogurt!"
"you flippin poob head!"
"grrrrrrr there's a poob on the toilet seat!"
"hey! where's my pet poob gone?"

by Tom Carlyle December 28, 2005

poobes

Hair on/around your anus

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

by Cam April 4, 2005

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015

poob

a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.

"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob

by Earth Worm Sally May 24, 2018