pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005

pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004

pontificate

the thoughts of those who are stoned

after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas

by roor March 12, 2005

Polificated

1. To be overly intoxicated.

2. Totally fucked up.

"Dude Ash .. I am sooo polificated!!"

by saralyne February 26, 2009

portificate

To put emphasis on, an explanation.

The college freshman recieved a low grade on his final because he failed to portificate on his short anwer responses.

by Tasha Jackson July 22, 2004

Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018