pontiac
1: Hey, you seen that G5 roll up the other day? Balla status mayne!
2: Man, that fool drives a 59' Star Chief, Lawd knows what's under the hood, and his engine sounds like a field of cows with stomach cancer, but he treats it like a fucking Escalade. Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.
(PONTIAC)
2: Man, that fool drives a 59' Star Chief, Lawd knows what's under the hood, and his engine sounds like a field of cows with stomach cancer, but he treats it like a fucking Escalade. Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.
(PONTIAC)
pontiac by Poopdeck222 April 3, 2007
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pontiac
pontiac - short for: po nigga thought it a Cadillac.
except for the GTO, a pontiac is just a low class cadillac
except for the GTO, a pontiac is just a low class cadillac
pontiac by bigdaddymatty September 14, 2006
pontiac
Always an innovator, they've been known to produce a few classics in their day, but all they build is shit these days. The '62 Tempest with the Cross-Fire manifold and a pair of singles was a pretty hot performer in it's class...Oh! That's right...there was nothing else in it's class!
Pontiac
Horrible car manufacturer, a wretched division of GM (Chevy, Buick, Caddie, GMC, Saturn and Daewoo/Opel/Holden also shares the same reputation as piles of hog shits, with the exceptions of Hummer and Saab). Avoid Pontiac at all costs; has engine/trasmission failure, glitches, fugly looking car with bad engineering, followed by liable warranty that may amaze you in your dreams. Drive the car and you will see how crappy the Ponties are. Especially with minivans and SUVS.
Owner #1: I bought my Pontiac Montana today! It is spacious, good and big.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
Pontiac by HateMainstreamMusic April 30, 2008