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Jesus Pong

Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.
You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
by nwdriller81 October 3, 2007
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Pongis

A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
Oneesan : Ara Ara~ I'm gonna devour your shota pongis for dinner.
by hentai mc April 4, 2022
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poggins

/póg-inz/: n. excrement, specifically the act of using the toilet for defecation.
1. I've had a particularly lovely poggins.

2. I have to go make poggins.
by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010
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math pong

almost like beer pong except with insanely hard mathematical equations instead of beer.
Hey Mr. lets play some math pong and see who can solve this insane equation!
by awesome ness March 7, 2009
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pongala

The act of mass trolling in the comment box of a celebrity or an organisation's social media page as an act of protest or for fun.
Kerala cyber bullies did pongala in BBC official facebook page after it aired an allegedly defaming program about the state.
by Thunchath Ezhuthachan November 19, 2017
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Pea Pong

The sport in which 3 people sit in triangular fashion tossing peas into each others cup in a beer pong like manner. This game is played for flicks in the neck.
Last night at dinner me and the guys were bored so we decided to play Pea Pong.
by MistahJones October 12, 2010
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beer pong rules

The rules for this game vary among areas and college campuses throughout. There are a few definite rules that are followed in every game regardless of host, but House Rules are the major factor in determining the rules to be followed.
Some basic universal beer pong rules include:
1) bounce cups are worth 2 cups (ball can be blocked).
2) guys finger, girls blow.
3) 2 re-racks per team, per game.
4) same cup is worth 3 cups and balls back.
5) both teammates making a cup is balls back.
by nxt2yoshi August 29, 2011
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