Poned 

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.

Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.

Poned by twilightandjonas October 29, 2008

poned 

Being pwnd and owned at the same time.

"OMG I got shot 58 times in Halo in 1 minute by some noob!"

"LOL you got poned!"

poned by EpicWinzorz December 25, 2008

poned 

a word created by the Jonas Brothers used as an acronym which stands for, Project Outreach to Now End Diabetes.

poned-
P- project
O- outreach to
N- now
E- end
D- diabetes

poned by xxxx3 July 19, 2009

poned 

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.

1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.

poned by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006

Poned 

How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.

Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!

Poned by asdspn July 4, 2009

Poned 

Basicallt the heritage of this word came from a guy name Mike Spinelli. It is a expression, a victory salute, and a in your face tone, kind of word all compacted in one. Poned basically means to be victorious and obnoxious. When it's used in a state of being 'poned', it means a state of loss and confusion.

Expression:
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.

Poned by Mike Spinelli November 16, 2004

Poned 

A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.

Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.

Davie: My granny died.

Jim: Poned man. PONED.

Or

Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.

Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.

Poned by Dr. Bonage October 9, 2009