PMS 

Something guys think THEY have to deal with.

God, that bitch is PMSing again.

PMS by Jenny Shaw January 17, 2007

PMS 

1. A time that is far more unpleasant for women than for men.

2. The reason the pill is such a blessing.

If you felt like this, you'd be grumpy too.

The pill = skippable periods = no PMS

PMS by _plethora_ January 24, 2008

PMS 

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!

Guys will never understand the concept of PMS.

PMS by Crampsarelikedyingbutonlyworse April 22, 2015

PMS 

Pro-masturbation syndrome it's the time after you have masturbated and wonder why you just did that.

God damn it did i really watch that shit now i have PMS

PMS by UnholyHD July 20, 2016

PMS 

Pissed at Men Syndrome

john- why are you so angry?

mary- cause I just started my period and i have pms john!

PMS by Kay032 May 14, 2018

PMS 

The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.

Girl: I hate you! I never want to see you again!
Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that.
*hug*
Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.

PMS by Kate Moran November 10, 2008

PMS 

The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.

Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.

PMS by Tr0gd0rBurnin8or October 3, 2004