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plopland

A land in which big chungus famously launched his military coup upon in early 2021. Legend has it that entering the code "Among us" to get a discount whilst purchasing Nord VPN resulted in the fall of the sus chungus. However, this was revealed to be a false proposition as the sus chungus in fact owned Nord VPN in a strange turn of events.

Since this tragic point in time, plopland has become a desolate wasteland populated by coomers and ruled by Nigel Farage.
Big chungus launched his military coup upon plopland!
by DJ CHOLO April 12, 2021
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Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.
"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."
by nick ruff October 26, 2005
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big poppa

a title conferring great respect
by triple 8 January 29, 2004
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plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.
Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public
by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014
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Ploppin' A Nug

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.
"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"
by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009
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poppadom

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.
A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.
by the father of pindia July 25, 2006
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ploptastic

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement
Man! That crap was ploptastic!
by ROBK November 26, 2013
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