Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

poontank

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

poontending

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

by josedagardner March 27, 2006

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

poonteeth

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006