Ploink

To make a small electronic donation to charity. Also another way of describing a microdonation to a charity.

I've just ploinked 2p into the Lymphoma Association's electronic charity collection tin at www.ploink.co.uk

by dorothy donor January 23, 2011

ploity

the little dangle of poop that hangs from your butthole after taking a nice crap. The little piece of poop that is very difficult to remove after a great dump. The piece of poop that smears in your butt when trying to get it out.

When I wiped my butt to get rid of my ploity it smeared in my ass.

A ploity is so hard to get out of my butt that sometimes I have to do an extra hard push of poop to try and wiggle it out.

She could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog's tongue for him to remove it.

by Dr. Hanomerg January 3, 2011

Ploik

The word representing the sound of the male ejaculation. Usually used to point out an attractive female.

"Man, that girl is such a PLOIK."

by Sostasheamond October 27, 2007

ploik

The word describing the sound of a male ejaculation. Usually used when pointing out a hot girl.

"Oh man, that girl is such a ploik"

by That weird kid November 10, 2007

ploidy

Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.

Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!

by Ploidy October 5, 2017

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Wow, You ARE Bored... You went in spirals forward now you are going backwards. Take it from me, you aren't gonna find an undefined combo no matter how bored you are. But that won't stop you, go ahead, TRY.

Ok, I have been on Urban Dictionary for 4 hours straight lets spiral backwards ploiuhbnmkjytrdxcvgfewqazs!

by TheSerperiorMaster October 5, 2020

Za-Ploinking

Used to describe the act of doing exceptionally well, namely in a sport or video game

Example: "Dude Justin scored 3 goals in that game"
"i know, dude he's Za-ploinking right now."

by MeelidLyy March 31, 2023