Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.

Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?

Dude: Sure.

Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.

“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer”

by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019

plogging

trudging through social media

Even with an optimized RSS reader, I get so tired of plogging all day.

by Cinder's Ash January 23, 2009

Top Plogs

Your best gear, your best clothes. Northwich origin.

We are on the sniff tonight so I'd better wear my top plogs!

by Ralph Milne March 15, 2010

plog

well i

plog atacks. you die

by THE CHUNGUS FAMILY May 3, 2022

plog

Something boring, useless, or bland like you.

Something boring, useless, or bland like you being plog.

by Jaylynn Drag September 14, 2023

Plogging

A method of torture in which a plunger's suction is used to remove the immediate contents of the victim's bowels, usually after being raped in the ass and ejaculated into.

Yo, it was so nasty in that Mexican prison, there was even plogging going on. Not cool man!

by mexicanslob June 3, 2019