Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.
Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?

Dude: Sure.

Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!
by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009
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Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.
“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer
by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019
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Even with an optimized RSS reader, I get so tired of plogging all day.
by Cinder's Ash January 23, 2009
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Top Plogs

Your best gear, your best clothes. Northwich origin.
We are on the sniff tonight so I'd better wear my top plogs!
by Ralph Milne March 15, 2010
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Plog

That guy who robbed the bank is so not plog
by pl0g November 27, 2024
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Her plog shared the adventures of her life.
by MaverickGirl June 07, 2018
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Something boring, useless, or bland like you.
Something boring, useless, or bland like you being plog.
by Jaylynn Drag September 15, 2023
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