Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

Plink Dinking

When the foam part of a pair of field hockey goggles becomes dislocated from the wire cage.

The wearer looks extremely disheveled and noob-ish.

Example 1:

"Your plink just dinked, you may want to fix that..."
"my what?"
"your plink"
"OH, did it dink? that's embarassing."

Example 2:
"Okay, let's go out there, play our hardest and plink some dinks"

Example 3:
"I love plink dinking, it makes me feel so superior"

by Unicorn01451 November 25, 2009

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Malaysian Plinko

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar

Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

plink

See plinking

The act of plinking, or to plink, is to shoot at objects for fun, like tin cans.

Its different from bullseye, where one shoots small circles on paper targets, and different from the competitive shooting sports such as USPSA which have rules.

With my .22 I plinked at some old soup cans for a couple of hours in the middle of the desert, and left with a large grin!

by GunCat February 12, 2007

plinka

Adjective, another word for spiritual, new-age, and woowoo. Onomatopoeic portmanteau of the sounds frequently heard in new-age music, lots of plinking string instruments and ethereal ahhhs.

The manifesting ritual is off. We went to the plinka store but they were out of moldavite *and* abundance incense!

by Kate Redwood October 15, 2022