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Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.
by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009
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Phelps'd

When an event occurs in which someone gets a good phelpsing, that is, they are beaten down, completely dominated, and possibly brought to tears as a result of said destruction. Coined from the total domination of Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and brought about by the Facebook group "You Just Got Phelps'd."
Did you see that basketball game? Our team came in as the underdogs, but we Phelps'd the other team and won by 30. The they were on the sideline crying after the game while we were celebrating.
by WAXBALL October 19, 2008
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Fred Phelps

verb: to Fred Phelps; the act of farting during anal sex, specifically by the person who's anus is being used for the sex.

not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?

it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!

thatsucks man
by pipelinewill September 22, 2011
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Phelpsian

An adjective describing total and utter dominance in a certain area. Derived from Michael Phelps' dominance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in which he set a record for winning 8 gold medals.
Wow. John can only be descibed as Phelpsian. He beats everyone at everything!
by John Serafino October 12, 2008
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plalp

Plalp is everything and nothing it is an undefinable word because a definition is to substantial for our minds.
Plalp is also the name of of an orange duck
by Henakvdn March 1, 2022
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Fred Phelps

A conservative shit who hates the world, and especially gays.
From Topeka Kansas, basically shows up at funerals with hate signs.
Did you see the news?
oh, yeah, just that Fred Phelps guy being a dick again.
by sirlalalar April 5, 2011
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Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
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