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Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.
Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.
by beeyatch December 16, 2004
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people pleaser

A People Pleaser is a person who believes that they are less then most others on the planet and have the need to hide these beliefs from all whom they come in contact with. They feel so low that they typically behave like a doormat and frequently put themselves in situations where they are treated as such. A people please will do almost anything to keep others in the dark about what is going on within. Dishonesty, deception and lies are the primary tools used by a People Pleaser. Within the context of an intimate relationship, a People Pleaser will frequently paint illusions that depict what they believe their partner wants to see all the while never disclosing who and what they really are. People Pleaser's also have the tendency to frustrate their partner to no end with this insidious behavior. A People Pleaser's goal is always the same which is to keep anyone from knowing just how crappy they feel about themselves and they will strive for this goal at any cost. A person afflicted with this "disease to please" will typically tell more lies over the course of a lifetime than those with other mental illnesses. People Pleaser's can come in the form of men but are typically women as they are more emotionally based.
When a People Pleaser dies, the see the life of someone else flash before their eyes.
by dHagar May 22, 2013
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woman pleaser

a man, much like a man whore, but has better intentions then a man whore or male prostitue who does things for girls to put a smile on there face, even if it means sex. the woman pleaser actually loves women and their being, rather than just make love to them.
Man, that dude Mark seems to make Lauren smile all the time. He's such a woman pleaser. Unlike Foreman who's a man whore and just sleeps around with everyone that has a vagina.
by mike kamido November 19, 2007
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ploaker

One who ploaks
"Oh Jim, You're such a ploaker"
by Mark Sev May 17, 2006
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pussy pleaser

a man who knows how to please a woman
all the ladies know i'm a pussy pleaser
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.
1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!
by Heliolater July 6, 2010
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High Peaker

An endearing term given to a male member of the human species that enjoys the occasional sodamisation (I.e the giver of an anal act of intercourse)
Chris: I didn't know nick was gay
James: Yeah he's definitely a high peaker
by runasimpleexample1 June 12, 2012
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