platonic

1. The tendency of women to develop close friendships with their male acquaintances, thereby pre-emptively eliminating any possibility of a romantic relationship, the result of which is to remove the poor schmuck's heart and shred it

2. The process by which attractive and otherwise eligible women, when faced by proffered declarations of romantic interest by a male acquaintance, destroy the ego and spirit of said acquaintance by declaring that they only want to be "friends."
Typical response from a female to a male in a platonic relationship:

"I have feelings for you too, I don't want to do anything that could jeopardize our friendship. You're like a brother to me."
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me and my gay friend lol, we love each other but we aint EVER gonna have sex! I dont float his boat, and personaly he dont do it for me either lol! but we love each other and spend loads of time together!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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platonic

A relationship formed when two friends fall in love but neither will admit it. These friends will usually snuggle, hold hands, talk about all the deep stuff and stare at stars together.
Are you and Lindsey dating?

NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO

sure just keep saying that

platonic friends just friends love
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Platoner

A word to describe one mans affection to another manner in a purely platonic manner. A combination of platonic and boner.
I have a platoner for Jude Law
by zinho August 09, 2009
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i love you... platonicaly
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platonic

A type of relationship where you're not getting what you really want (i.e. sex) from the other person.
Shit! I have blue balls from this platonic relationship. She sure is hot though!
by Notadrood February 27, 2004
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Platonic means that even if I want to, we better not if we wanna stay platonic or friends period.

it could also mean, I am gay and you are not the same sex, so you don't have a chance in hell
Now that is a platonic relationship between the opposite sex that is never in jeopardy due to possible sexual desires
by cathy & mike November 16, 2007
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