plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017

plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

plaster.coz

A person with a piss kink.

Person 1: "That person is a total plaster.coz!!"
Person 2: "No way, I didn't think they were into piss"

by bl4ckc4ts June 27, 2021

Plaster head Syndrome

someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair

Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head

by RokPilot April 20, 2023

plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008