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Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.
Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the Keyboard plaquemug.

plaque psoriasis

that one ad you keep getting on urban dictionary for some reason
person 1: why do i keep getting ads for "plaque psoriasis"??
person 2: what the hell is "plaque psoriasis"
person 1: good point
by cantheyes March 4, 2024
mugGet the plaque psoriasismug.

Jack Plaque

A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.
Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!
by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022
mugGet the Jack Plaquemug.

Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads

The ads on this site that will make you never wanna look here again.
Yo, all you hip kids, have you seen the urban plaque psoriasis ads on urban dictionary?

Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.
by Triscuits March 11, 2024
mugGet the Urban Plaque Psoriasis Adsmug.

vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.
After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.
by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019
mugGet the vag plaquemug.

Dick Plaque

A copious amount of dick cheese which sets and builds up to a plaque like substance over time. Often associated with a man who's member hasn't seen any action for a long time and has fallen into a state of disregard. Especially prominent with those possessing excessive foreskin.
Example 1. "Man, it's been so long my nob cheese has turned to dick plaque, I need to get my ultrasonic plaque remover onto this"

Example 2. "I ain't had no sex for 13 months, I've had no reason to clean my meat. It's been that long that I've got dick plaque."
by Sigmagneto February 4, 2025
mugGet the Dick Plaquemug.

red plaque

When going down on a girl who is on her period, and your teeth get stains from the blood clots
Josh, what happened to your teeth? "Well I was going down on Janey and she was on her period, and a blood clot popped in my mouth. I got the red plaque"
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
by Rhoward December 13, 2017
mugGet the red plaquemug.

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