mr pisani

a very creepy VAMPIRE guy who loves panini and sucks the blood of middle school children. he has very dark eyes that will erase your soul

did you hear of the new sub mr pisani? people say he's a vampire..

by dannygreff March 1, 2020

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

Pissably

A word made up of 'possibly' and 'pissed' to explain that you may or may not do something depending on how drunk you are at the time.

Guy 1 - Hey do you reckon you will get with that bird on saturday?

Guy 2 - Pissably.

by Hazzajam August 25, 2009

pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".

{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

pisanthrophobia

Pisanthrophobia Fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad.

Pisanthrophobia I can't trust her anymore because of what happened before.

by Dqnielle June 18, 2017

pishang

This word is used when you are so bored don't know what to do.

I'm really pishang right now.

by ngong January 11, 2014

Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.

I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009