Tingus Pingus

Michael Rappaports creation of Kristaps Porzingus. He is one of the tallest NBA players and is a great person to know in the bedroom. Big forehead, Big meat

“What the fuck did they do, who the fuck is this, Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus, I’ve never heard of a fucking Lativiva, you stupid mother fuckers you!”

by Tingus February 2, 2019

intern pincushion

An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.

"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.

"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Shady Pines

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".

His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"

by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

Pines Charter

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.

guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

pianus

A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

by Rididdles December 16, 2006

penusis grande

The latin name for a very large "willie"

Does that animal have a penusis grande?

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

by Whoreton March 17, 2010