ping

a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis

I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.

by JJ12629 March 4, 2009

ping

To fire all eight shots of the M1 Garand. It was a WW2 rifle that is seen in games such as Call of Duty and Medal of Honor. Particularly used when desribing firing off the last few shots to get a reload in a game.

After 8 shots, the M1 Garand empties its clip with a distinct *PING*

by ViolentAJ November 15, 2004

ping

The latency between host and client, measured in milliseconds. This refers to the time it takes for a data packet to be received at the other end.
BUT, in Counter-Strike as described in the Reaps Excuse book 2002, awarded best excuses of the year. This is an abused term to describe the reasons of death.

(Dead)Reaps: OMFG MY PING FS!
(Dead)Reaps: would have 0wnd you if I had cable honest.

by Shadey May 27, 2003

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

Ping

To send an electronic message on any device.

Ping me tomorrow and let me know when to pick you up.

by MF March 11, 2005

Ping

To ping someone means to yawn in the vicinity of a person you think is looking at you and seeing if they yawn too.

I pinged this girl in class today, turns out she was staring at me.

by deadman279 October 6, 2011

Ping

Essentially, it is when you shoot your shot with someone. Just like in networking where you "Ping" to test the reach ability of a host on an Internet Protocol network where packets are not lost, a successful ping results in getting that girl with a fat ass you've been salivating over at the gym or that hot stud across the room you've been looking at since the quarter started.

Person 1: Damn, that honey's got a phat ass.
Person 2: Bro, why don't you ping her?

by The true Scholar February 27, 2018