Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009

madelaine petsch

a really cute actress :)

everybody loves her and she’s just the purest thing ever. she must be protected at all costs.

BYE HOBOS

omg, that girl’s cute!!
i know, a total madelaine petsch!

by o’briensbabe November 4, 2018

petsexual

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

sasha pieterse

a precious fucking bean who doesn't deserve to be body shamed.

plays alison dilaurentis in the iconic show 'pretty little liars'.
should date shay mitchell instead of that pineapple of a fiance.
can go from hot, cute, to a daddy or all, in the matter of seconds.
emison EMISON emison EMISon is LIT
sashay
fuck me up pieterse

"whats your daddy's name?"

"sasha pieterse"

"what?"

"what?"

by ganjarauhl October 8, 2016

petscop

A very dark game that references real life child killings

Petscop is very weird

by Dr_Derp101 May 5, 2018

party pies

Those little frozen pies you get in a box of about ten. Named 'party pies' because they're great for sharing with your friends at parties.

It was Bob's birthday and we all had party pies.

by Rose likes pie November 25, 2009