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dirty petar

Breaking someone's legs and then dumping a fat turd on his forehead.
A: Hey I'm being bullied by this guy in school..
B: Alright let's give him the dirty petar.
by loneraccoon January 23, 2021
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Petaluma Gift Basket

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.
Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.
by Chefload December 21, 2012
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petard

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.
to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.
by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004
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PIBTAC

Problem Is Between Table And Chair.
Primarily used by troubleshooters to sound professional and knowledgeable while making a joke at the customer's expense. This can horribly backfire if the said customer is not as stupid as he/she sounds and is able to figure out the acronym.
Customer: I need some help with my computer

TS: And what seems to be the problem

Customer: I just got it and it's not turning on! : (

TS: Sounds like a PIBTAC issue, i'll look into that for you.
by Jordakiss January 14, 2009
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PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

A bunch of morons, although they have the right idea about helping animals, are doing it the wrong way. They destroy other people's property, and come up with stupid shit like "eating meat causes impotence" (I swear I saw a sign that PETA had put up that said that).
Humans have been eating meat for millions of years now and we still overpopulate the world. Explain that, please.
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PETA

by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002
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PETA

Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses
I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.
by JackMeough April 15, 2012
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