Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

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Dick Pickle

Synonymous with douche bag, but much more socially acceptable.

That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot

by catsareactuallythebestever December 1, 2014

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Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.

Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.

by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006

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dick-pickle

Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.

1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.

by safe-T November 16, 2021

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Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.

1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023

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