PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

Pinot Grigio

Pinot Grigio is another word for ones male area AKA the penis

Oh, James, I can see your Pinot Grigio through those black spray on Jeans

by PinotGrigio44 September 13, 2018

Pinot Grigio

Slang for cocaine, can be quantified in sips or bottles. Used to discuss the drug covertly.

Can you order me a bottle of Pinot Grigio for the party Saturday?

We drank a lot of Pinot Grigio on the weekend.

by Dusty Wilson October 12, 2009

Pinot Blanc

Drinking isn't cool. Stay in school, fuckstripe.

I can drink all the Pinot Blanc I want, and I'm still not going to get any pussy.

by bowler February 3, 2005

pianotic

noun: pianotic; plural noun: pianotics

A mythical creature or real person which has been diagnosed with or shows symptoms of habitual spasmodic contraction of the muscles, most often the face and uses the piano or plays the piano, especially as a hobby, professionally, or is pianotically incorrigible.

“Billy, you are your father’s only son and he was diagnosed as a satisfactory but not especially good pianotic. With training, his natural aptitude will likely remain within the bounds of current abilities, less than or equal to his best prod at creation. You are not up to par Billy, you are not of the excellent pianotics. don’t prod at creation Billy.. please Billy, *thwip-mmh-mmh-stop-breathing*."

"Unicorns or pianoticorns are historically dexterous pianotics of Brobdingnagian proportions, by fair means or foul, in the absence of fingers they convey mellifluous, musical compositions of pure sublimity pressing their pride on to a location on the surface of the piano mechanics, one perfect note at a time."

"I'm connected to this pianotic on the currently most popular social media platform and hen plays the piano and has a lot of tics but hen just shakes off the tics so at least hen has that going for hen."

"I'm a proud pianotic.”

by pj4kkur August 12, 2019

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

piccott

So cool packin harder than a Mooney everyday

I wish my last name was piccott

by Ronny the retard March 31, 2021