Guy 1: "What about this chick?"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
by CraZforSP November 18, 2014
"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"
"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."
"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
by M Smoov July 15, 2009
by Gubu September 20, 2018
When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out
I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !
Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!
Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!
by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019
A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.
by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014
1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.
by Nco November 24, 2003