Perking

The act of jerking off while puking

"Dude I was perking at my girlfriend's house yesterday"

by ThuhUtterLickrs November 12, 2014

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

phreaking

the act of gaining free calls from a telephone from blueboxing(cant anymore) redboxing(YES YOU CAN!!!) and phonecard numbers.

The PLA is an excellent phreakers group.

by ¡DŃ™! November 12, 2003

phreaking

1. freaking out
2. expression
3. Relation to hacking using telecommunications

1. Thats a phreaking large whale!!
2. You're a phreaking douche-bag
3. Captain Crunch

by TA October 11, 2003

Perking

The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.

"Phil was perking while home alone one day."

by Violet Sullivan June 28, 2017

Pwerking

Twerking the front. Can refer to twerking the Pussy or the Penis.

Is that bitch humping the air?

No she Pwerking it.

by Bearjewbackhand July 19, 2025

Pwerking

Pussy Twerking. The act of a woman laughing with a dick in her pussy and the repetitive flexing is the "pwerk"

She was pwerking on me last night and it felt amazing

by violetkangaroo September 21, 2025