Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Pho Phuc Lai

A whole new level of lying.

Vietnamese restaurant in Toronto. Subject of a joke by russell peters

HEY! DON'T LIE. DAT'S A PHO PHUC LAI!!! You fuckin blow job.

by Hikimenwaza September 12, 2007

phucktard

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

by Varick July 16, 2008

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Phuchistar

A coool , nice person , that i cant get enough of (: . He's theee besttt frieennd ive ever met & he makes my day everday , all day :D . He makes fun of a girl name Thi too much , but its all goood . He's funnny , and he would never fail to make you laugh . :D This guy is located in cambodia , because hes a loser and wont come back to the US . If you dont like this guy , your just jealous , because everyone has to like him . He's a shoe head & all he buys is shoes . If you ever mess with him , this girl name Thi will be ready to beat youu upp . :D He's always there for you no matter what and you can NEVER stay away from him . This guy is hellla cute , cuter than all the rest . All the girls are likeee hollerringgg at him , yaaa' knowww ? (: If you ever meet a Phuchistar , he should be a hell of a sweeett guy , & he always tells the truth . This guy is good at OMGPOP , & thinks he could beat everyone , which he can , mostly at poool . He has a good sense of style and looks hellla sexy in RED ! (: A Phuchistar is the most awesomest person , & you will NEVER regret meeting one :D , atleast Thi didnt . & You alwayss havee too loveee him , likeee a tedding bear (: ! Did I mention Thi loves him ? (:

Thi ; Have you met a Phuchistar yet ?

Stranger ; No , but I want to .

Thi ; YOU HSOULD MEET ONE , CUHZ I CANT STOP TALKING TO HIM . (:

<3 (:

by PhuchiSTAR12345 August 11, 2010

puchek

A universal word which can be used in many forms and sentences used to represent/replace words of profanity.

Can also be spelt as PUCHECK and PUTSEK.

1. PUCHEK that hurt.
2. Those girls are PUCHEK!!
3. PUCHEK PARE!!

by [H][A][T][E][R][Z] July 29, 2008

Pouchain

The person who excelles at academics,athletics,social life, as well as stealing his friend’s girls. Pouchain is very handsome, and tends to be very buff.Not everyone likes him, but it does not bother him. Usually he spends his time either in the library or the nightclub.

Maria: “Marcus is so perfect, he’s so POUCHAIN”

by marcusstephens October 23, 2018