photoshafted

Photoshafted foh-toh-shafted
To have become the victim of an image that has been manipulated for less than honorable outcome.

"I was photoshafted when my wife saw an image of me having a drink with a horse"

by WideGlide May 13, 2013

photosexual

A person who likes to take pictures of themself and post them on social media to show off.

Peter is such a photosexual! Did you see how many pictures He posted from his vacation?

by simply word May 10, 2021

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Photoshopic Memory

The ability to remember any photo that has entered Adobe Photoshop.

Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!

by Choysen October 6, 2011

photoshoppery

Highly manipulated photograph or photographs, created using the Adobe Photoshop software. The results usually fool the eye into thinking that the photoshopped image is a single original photograph. If on the internet, created with a satirical or humourous intent. If in print, often referring to illicit manipulation of a photojournalism image.

"I know that my newspaper has no writen policy on this kind of photoshoppery, but..."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.

Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.

by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022

pootus

Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.

That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.

by I_like_pie April 24, 2006